Friday, November 4, 2011

#fridayflash SWL seeks SWM

Me: A sexy barista by day, a naughty she-wolf by night, tired of the dog-eat-dog world of the lycanthrope dating scene.
You: A docile human longing to be dominated by an alpha female. You know your place in the pack and its whatever I say it is.
Prefer a young, white male. Must have a sense of humor and must love dogs. No kids.

8 comments:

Raven Corinn Carluk said...

Snerk. This is great.

LynnCee Faulk said...

Hee hee, thanks. I was kind of tickled by the idea and couldn't resist.

FARfetched said...

Owoooooo! Great spoof on the personals!

And howdy Planet Georgia neighbor. :-)

LynnCee Faulk said...

Howdy! What a crazy world to have stumbled on another Georgian.

Tim VanSant Writes said...

Very cute. [And good luck with that. ;-) ]

LynnCee Faulk said...

Tim, I asked by bf to read it to get his opinion. I'll just say his reaction was surprising and leave it at that, lol.

John Wiswell said...

I laughed the whole way through this. Every paragraph is funny. The lines from our world, like "must love dogs," are so good.

LynnCee Faulk said...

Thanks John! I'm so glad you liked it.